The Commonwealth Games mess has certainly angered the aam aadmi. But many choose to laugh off the matter. And guess what, even Sharad Pawar has chipped in by making some hilarious statements. Since the last two weeks I've been getting loads of jokes through SMSes. Most of them are directed against Suresh Kalmadi, the sutrasanchalak, the man behind the entire mess. Here are some of them...
"Amazing but true : If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI!"
"Question: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi?
Answer: 1 Million - 1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling"
"There will be only one sport this year in CWG 2010....swimming...since Delhi is flooded."
"Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety."
What's common between CWG committee and most students? Both start their preparations at the 11th hour"
"It's now time for bookies to bet which roof will fall next at the CWG 2010"
"At the 100 mts. race, they may fix a signboard - 'MEN AT WORK, GO SLOW'"
Sharad Pawar's dig - "Suresh Kalmadi tried to commit suicide by hanging himself. But, the ceiling collapsed!!"
"Nobody would have pulled out of CWG, if Suresh Kalmadi's dad would have pulled out on time"
"BREAKING NEWS: A.R. Rehman's song dropped out of CWG. Instead Kalmadi will dance at the opening ceremony, to the song 'Sadke jam hui CWG ke liye, Dilli badnaam hui, darling mere liye'....."
"Bulk SMS ban was for preventing people forwarding 'Kalmadi jokes'."
"Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Kalmadi!"
"Yamuna floods update: the cause of floods is not the release of water from Hathnikund barrage, Shera has been weeping continuously for three months which caused the floods. "
"Supreme court directs OC to print new tickets with a warning, 'carry helmet while attending the games'."
"Sarah Palin knows more about world politics than Lalit Bhanot about hygiene!"
"Gill calling himself a sports lover is like Shiney Ahuja declaring himself to be a feminist!"
I'll try and update as and when I receive more jokes....
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